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3Sep/100

KHAAAAAAN!!!!!!

What do you do when you're angry? I mean, apart from look at violent imagery?

I've not had a great day and felt really pissed off for most of it. I've mentioned before that I'm a comfort eater, so I like to eat rubbish and get so drunk I can't feel feelings any more. Let me know how you like to blow off steam in the comments below.

Oh, I've got about 5 or 6 articles in the pipe line, but I really just wanted to post a picture of Kirk instead!

Have a good weekend everyone! I'm planning on doing a video tomorrow, so stay tuned for that!

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1Sep/100

Chipping a tooth

I think I’ve chipped a tooth :(

I noticed it last night when I was eating. I mentioned a few weeks ago that I had reoccurring dreams where I'm losing my teeth, so finding something wrong with them is kind of like a nightmare come true. I've booked a dentists appointment for next week, but there's not much they can do with it if it is a chip, is there?

Had a really busy day today. Well, it wouldn't have been busy if my PC had have worked in the morning. It suddenly decided that instead of being a desktop PC, it wanted to move into other areas of furniture and stop working. So it didn't get working until midday. Everything seems to be a bit full on and out of my hands and the minute.

Short post today. I'm knackered and really just want to sit and watch Batman in my pants. Feel free to join me.

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31Aug/100

YouTubers making $$$

This article really annoyed me. A lot of people have been talking about this on YouTube and it's kind of hit a raw nerve with a lot of people. It's obvious that she's jumped on the “How much YouTubers earn” bandwagon and hasn't done any research other than watch at least one video from each person.

She's trying to be funny whilst trying to sound like an authority figure on the subject, and honestly, she failed.

What annoys me is she makes out that people like Philip DeFranco and Shane Dawson just pull content out their arse and because they have a “loyal following” they're guaranteed to rake in millions of views. The latter part of that sentence is true; They do have a loyal following (I include myself in that loyal following). This is only down to the fact that they've worked bloody hard to get that loyal following and are damn good at what they do. I've heard that people like MysteryGuitarMan regularly do something like a 60 hour week and often work through the night just so that they can put out this great content week in week out.

If Shane Dawson does earn $315,00 a year, which I honestly doubt he does, wouldn't you like to earn that kind of money doing what you love doing? I know I would! I must admit that I’m a little jealous when I watch his videos week in week out as he's honestly one of the funniest people I have ever seen and I wish I could make videos half as good as he does.

I love Smosh! What I love about these guys is that they're obviously good friends and it must be great to make funny stupid videos with your buddy :)

You can argue that YES the production on a lot of these videos isn't to the highest of standards, YES the acting can be terrible, and YES some of those videos are basically clever fart and penis jokes, but they're meant to entertain! That's the great thing about YouTube; it's user generated content. If you want big budget productions with great acting and story lines, go see a fucking movie! You have to remember that everything you see has been created by an amateur who's homed their craft over a number of years and has dedicated their lives to what they love doing.

Sorry Miss Helen A.S. Popkin, but I think you are a jealous bitch.

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30Aug/100

I made this for you…

Check those bad boys out! Pulled them out from my garden when I got home from work. There's Courgette, Strawberries, Sweetcorn and Tomatoes!

I had had a post written for today, but I decided to pull it last night. It was one of those posts I’d written a while back when I was going through my jilted dick head phase and ended up writing about 50 pages of ranty angst. I’ll post them some other time.

Let me tell you about my weekend. My weekend was amazing! I haven’t had a weekend like that in a long time! Saturday started off really badly with the buses. Apparently it’s acceptable to put a piece of paper up on the bus stop in the rain telling people the bus stop has moved… but still keeping the electronic ones on telling you that the bus is in 2 minutes at that stop! Anyway, I think I broke my drinking record. The most I’ve ever had is 15 pints in 1 night, but the most cans I drank in one night are about 8. I had around 11 cans and 2 glasses of wine! F*ckin’ WIN!!!

Sunday saw me and Mr Simon head to Hooters for the BBQ. It’s a shame the weather wasn’t so great, but it was still a good day out!

This week’s looking like a great week as well. Pub tomorrow night. Curry/Pub on Thursday, and pub again on Friday with work.

Gym’s kind of taken a back seat at the minute. Last week I was quite bad with hayfever, and my legs are absolutely killing me at the minute. I ended up walking 4 miles home on Saturday night. I stupidly got off the bus when I shouldn’t have. It’s my ankles and shins that are causing me trouble and I feel like I’ve got Cankles at the minute!

I might struggle to make a video in the week this week, but I’ll try and post one on Saturday if I can. I’ve got an idea of what I want to do, and it may take me most Saturday to do it. So I’m glad I’ll have a full day to do it. I’ve got 6 subscribers so far, which I’m really happy about! So if you’re coming here from YouTube, many thanks for subscribing!

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28Aug/100

BlackBox TV

There’s a web series I’m watching at the minute which has to be one of the best things I have ever seen on YouTube... BlackBlox TV.

It’s kind of like the Twilight Zone, only a lot shorter and creepier. Everything about it is brilliant; the camera work, editing, the plots etc. You should totally go and check it out if you’re in to things that are a bit eerie and strange!

The teaser/trailer for it is below:

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28Aug/100

Today’s Shirt

George shot first!

George shot first!

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27Aug/100

Inception and 2 girls, 1 cup…

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Don't worry! It was only peanut butter!

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27Aug/101

It’s Friday!

Awesome! I love Fridays.

The thing I love most about Fridays is that you don’t have to worry about getting up early the next morning. There’s nothing better than that feeling on a Saturday morning when you realise you don’t have to get up :)

I’ve got a great weekend planned. Picnic and drinks at a mate’s house tomorrow, and maybe going to the Hooters BBQ on Sunday!

Haven't been to the Gym at all this week. My hayfever got really bad at the weekend and I kind of knackered my lungs coughing. Thought I’d give myself a week off and let them recover. Back to the Gym next week though :) To make the most of my week off, I've ordered myself a massive pizza from Pizza Hut!

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27Aug/100

Today’s Shirt

The amswer to the ultimate question, is...

The answer to the ultimate question, is...

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26Aug/100

Today’s Shirt

Kill the Batman!

Kill the Batman!

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