Category Music

I would love one of these… things! 0



This guy is seriously talented!

The Office Music Democratizer 0



… Or just tell people they can only listen to music through headphones. Simples

Crash Test Dummies 0


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The Crash Test Dummies have to be one of the most under rated bands in my opinion.

I’ve been listening to their “God shuffled his feet” album for the last couple of weeks and I must admit, it’s pretty awesome. Listen to it through proper headphones or in your car and it’s really colourful and Brad Robert’s deep voice sounds even more bassy.

They weren’t that successful, but I would rank some of their songs up there with some of my favourites. “Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm” is a brilliant, but haunting, song. It’s one of a few songs that always gives me Goosebumps. The other being November Rain by Guns N’ Roses. Here’s other people’s opinions behind the meaning of the song.

I don’t fully understand the meaning behind the last verse either. But what I get from the song is that no matter how bad you have it, someone else has it worse. Although I don’t fully understand the last verse, I take it to mean that his parents don’t fully understand why they go to church, but they do anyway. They join in the whole talking in tongues things because they feel it’s the right thing to do, not because they feel anything. So the kid has to join in just to fit in, even though he hasn’t got a clue why. Like I say, this is just my interpretation and I could be way off the mark here.

“Superman’s Song” is also one of my favourites. It’s another chilled out acoustic song about how Superman didn’t have anything to benefit from saving the world. He didn’t make any money out of it and wishes he could be more like Tarzan. Strange subject, but the songs really mellow.

iTunes 0


Dear iTunes,

Please can you refund me the one week of my life that I spent messing around with you sorting out my music library? It took me nearly a day to import my music, and then you messed it all up. I’ve then spent another 6 days sorting you out. Maybe you think I don’t mind that you made most of my songs “Track 1”, or that I don’t like listening to complete albums. I certainly don’t like album art.


I’ve spent the last week of my life faffing about adding missing album art, and finding missing tracks because you’ve split some of my albums up. So for one album, I might have 5 albums in iTunes.

I’m very anti Microsoft, but come on, Windows Media player is ten times better than you. I can drag and drop album art, It sorts it into a nice looking order by artist, it doesn’t take half an hour just to do anything and if I’m honest, and it just looks better. One thing I like is that if it does split an album, you can drag and drop them together to make one.

I hate how I’m forced to use you to work with my iPod.

Another niggly thing is that there’s no “Stop” button… There’s a pause button, but you can actually stop a track.


Please correct the list of issues above in the next release, please.

Yours sincerely,


Lady GaGa 0


Someone needs to bring her down a peg or two.

She’s been around for 5 minutes and now she feels she has the right to tell other famous people how they should act.

It’s not like she’s even a great singer. Her songs are terrible, and what the hell is that all about at the start of Bad Romance? I swear she says “Old man’s balls” in the intro. How the hell can you call that talent?

The only reason she’s famous is because she’s a weirdo who wears stupid dresses, which is nothing new. Elton John, Madonna, and Widow Twankey have made a living out of wearing weird frocks for the last 40 years… what makes her so special?

Another thing that annoys me about her is how she’s constantly hogging the presses attention. She can’t go a day without making some sort of remark about someone, how she wants to work with someone, or does something diva-ish to grab their attention. I hate how she’s doing this at the minute. She’s trying to make herself a role model for other Women. I have an idea, if you want to be a good role model for women, stop prancing around in tight panties on stage and writing lyrics about taking rides on “disco sticks” and start acting like a normal person. You’re not being a good role model to anyone at the minute.

… and she has a penis.

Jedward 3


God I hate them so much…

Why do I get the feeling that this song will be played at Discos and kids parties for the next 30 years?

How dare you ruin Vanilla Ice’s long and established career?! How dare you bring him down to your level?! I like Vanilla Ice. I reckon he’d be useful to have in your pub quiz team…

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