Category Rants

Clothes Shopping 0

I believe there comes a time in everyone’s life when it suddenly dawns on them that they’re getting old. continue reading »

London 2012 0

So something is happening in London over the next month or so which you may or may not have heard about… It’s called the Olympics? Heard of it? No me neither. continue reading »

Shit people say to tall people 0

I’m sick of these types of videos, but as a tall bloke myself at 6’4″ I hear a lot of these. My all time favourite one has to be “Why are you so tall?!” I don’t pissing know! Do I look like I know about genetics?!

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How Gyms SHOULD Work 1

Had an interesting thought on the way in to work the other day…

Why are Gyms so terrible when it comes to monthly fees, annual contracts and membership cancellations? continue reading »

Charlie Sheen 0

Mar7

You have to admit that he’s got a point here. continue reading »

Breaking up with Match.com 0

Feb21

Some of you may know that I do the whole Online dating thing and have been doing it on and off for a while now. Towards the end of last year I made a real effort to get out there and try to be pro active and make the first move, to no avail.

I recently made the decision to leave Match.com and cancel my subscription. I didn’t see the point in paying £20 a month to be ignored by people. I’d much sooner pay £20 to go to a bar and be ignored by people there. At least doing it that way I get to leave the house once in a while and have a couple of drinks! continue reading »

Valentine’s Day 0

Feb14

F*ck you Valentine’s Day!

Valentine’s Day is truly an awful occasion if you just happen to be single. This is the first Valentine’s Day in 3 years that I’ve been single or not had anyone that I could possibly send a Valentine’s card to. No one. This was my post last Valentine’s Day.

I’m actually enjoying being single at the minute, but I just hate how you can’t turn on the TV or open a magazine at this time of year without loads of big red love hearts being shoved down your throat! All these adverts subtly mock you and make light that you will be sat on your own, drinking cheap wine and quite possibly looking at porn. They all show happy couples drinking champagne, wearing matching jumpers and cuddling in slow motion.

The last time I was single, and I had 3 Valentine’s on the trot where I was single, I celebrated the day with a 6 pack of Guinness and a slab of chocolate. So, keeping with tradition, this is what I will be doing tonight. One addition to my tradition is that I will try to watch as much Star Wars as I physically can before I fall asleep in a puddle of my own tears.

Join me if you want. Leave a comment below letting me know how your night goes.

I Hate Grocery Shopping 0

Feb2

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You may remember a post about how much I hate in store greeters a while ago. This video really inspired me to eleborate further and explain why I hate grocery shopping altogether. continue reading »

God I hate Christmas Shopping! 0

Dec21

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I’ve finally finished all of my Christmas shopping!

I hate shopping at the best of times, but Christmas Shopping just really really annoyed me this year.

One thing that really annoys me about Christmas shopping is that perfectly ordinary people who are polite, respectable and genuinely nice people turn in to arrogant, inpatient idiots at this time of year. Usually if you’re walking towards someone on a busy street, you would do that awkward side step thing and pass each other without giving it too much thought. At Christmas time however, if you’re walking towards someone in a busy street they keep walking at you! I honestly believe that if I hadn’t have darted out of the way at the possible second, half the time I would have walked straight in to people! What are we playing a Christmas edition of Chicken now?! continue reading »

How Night Clubs Work and Clubbing in General 0

Dec10

They forgot to add “Be Sick” after about the tenth iteration!

I’ve kind of gone off night clubs a little recently. I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting old or the fact that I don’t go to them as often as I used to, but I’d much rather go to a pub. I used to go clubbing AT LEAST 3 times a week a few years ago, but I think I’ve been about twice this year!

I’ve gone off Oceana completely. I used to *like* the place but the last couple of times I’ve gone it just seems to be full of, well, the very same people who annoy me in the Gym. It’s full of posers, blokes who think they’re twice the size they actually are, can’t put their arms by their sides, and are that pissed that you know if you looked at them a bit funny it’s an invitation to start a fight. It’s full of perverts who grope any women within, well, groping distance and just act like general knob heads. I find it quite intimidating. I like to go places that I feel comfortable and where I’m able to have a good time, not to feel intimidated and like I shouldn’t be there.

I know I’m the odd one out when ever I go anywhere. In fact I make it my mission to be the odd one out at times, but I really feel out of place in Oceana.

Give me a pint of Ale and a bag of Nobby’s Nuts any day 😉

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