I know I said I wasn’t going to mention the Olympics again, but I promise that this is only a passing mention. continue reading »
This was me around 5 years ago. Look at the size of my comms cabinet. LOOK AT IT!!! continue reading »
THE LONG AND THE SHORT:
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
We all watch a bit of porn from time to time. Go on, admit it. Oh my God, I can’t believe you admitted it!
There’s a couple of things that really annoy me about porn though… continue reading »
Finally! Safe sex explained to me in a way I can understand!
How does everyone like the new layout? I worked really hard on it! It must have taken me the best part of half an hour before I went to the pub last night! The two sidebars just made a lot of sense when I turned it on. It was starting to get a little out of hand with all the feeds and widgets i’d got going on. Everything just looks a lot more readable now. The picture I used in the header was from a set of photos I took while trying to get a photo for the project I’m working on. It’s meant to be me looking clever, however, slightly perplexed by a software issue. Does that come across to you? Someone, mentioning no names, pointed out that it makes me look like a secretary in a porno!
I had this really weird dream the other night where I was losing my hair. It just kept coming out in clumps, and it just felt really real. You know those dreams where you’re absolutely convinced that it’s real and when you wake up, you’re still convinced it’s going on? I had to check my hair when I woke up. I have a reoccurring dream where I lose all my teeth about once a week which is kind of similar. Apparently they mean the same thing:
When you dream your hair is falling out, you may actually be concerned about the decline in your sex appeal or attractiveness. [Source: Analyse Dreams]
Hmmm… My sex appeal has somewhat taken a down turn recently…
If you have a dream that you are losing your teeth or hair, you may want to re-examine how you feel about yourself. Concentrate on your good points and try not to focus on things you cannot change that come with age. [Source: Analyse Dreams]
So that’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to film my latest Vlog, then I’m going to reflect on all my good points, which should take me all of about 5 minutes.
Did anyone spot the secret link to my Vlog by the way?